thexpotent:

number of times Drake denied dating Rihanna: 2
number of times Drake denied dating me: 0
looks like we have a clear winner here

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wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

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(Source: srabaskerville)

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thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

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@ladygaga: Just finished up at Vevo, they gave me TEN Vevo Certified awards that represent over a billion views! Thank u monsters for being a part of making that possible! Off to rehearsal, teeth still hurties. Just Dance #gonnaBeOK !

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skin-like-snowflakes:

catmitzvah:

itsdarlingdoll:

LOL Okay I’m sorry but if you are in practically your bra and panties you may not be asking for it but you are inferring it. Sluts and their excuses.

NO. NO ONE IS EVER ASKING TO BE RAPED. NO MATTER HOW MUCH SEX THEY HAVE OR HAVE NOT HAD, WANT TO HAVE, WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE, DRESS LIKE, AMOUNT OF MAKE UP, WHATEVER. PERIOD. END OF DISCUSSION. IF A PERSON IS RAPED IT IS THE FAULT OF THE RAPIST AND THE RAPIST ONLY.

You have to realize that rape is a traumatic thing. No matter what, you must get the consent of the other person (may they be male or female) before doing anything with their body.

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z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

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whythatwhore:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

oh my god

(Source: uglierer)

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thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

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ourpoeticlives:

oculousreparo:

fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.



Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[@loslos]

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